Journal H

I gave six cards. Closet, Finger, Coffin, Stool, Beach, Spit. FIrst customer was Dog. I have no idea what I chose them. Two minute later, I chose Finger and Spit. Figer is Finger. I can’t explain it, so Finger is Finger. Spit is liquid from your mouth. How to use is, first of all, getting finger on your hands and be a human. Next, you can become Yankee. Yankee is called bad boy. Then you can spit as a Yankee when you walk along a street. It is bad boy, but policemans forgive you because you are Yankee. If you buy them, you can be a Yankee. How is it? If you buy them, I can discount at 50%.

Second customer was Cheer Leader. I chose Stool and Beach. Stool is a seat that has three or four legs, but no back or arms. Beach is the lace where you can throw something. The reason why I chose them is, first of all, stool is putting on beach. Cheer Leader is the hardest, so it is tired. There is no place they can rest a lot and explain a lot. When it’s the situation, use there. On there, sitting on stool and be lost in thought. Then scream you want to say, for example, I want to get a lot of moneyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!, I love mascleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! etc.. , and sit again. Next, pick up a stone, and throw it. When you throw it, do your best, and pick again. throw again. pick again. th............  Forever, but two days later, you are tired, and then you decide you quit cheer leader. You are freedom. That’s sound nice!! It’s escapism. hahahaha Now, you can buy to discount at 70%. How is it?  

Journal G

               I have a lot of experiences. First of all, I'll talk about my frighten story. When I was child about three years old, I went to forest to adventure because I want to be strong. At first, I met a bear, and I was fighting him. It was dead hard fighting. After of all, I won him, and he became my friend and followed me. Then I met a crocodile. He was very strong, and he is in the river, so I can't attack him. I thought I couldn't win, but my friend who is a bear caught a crocodile's legs in the river like a catching a salmon and he couldn't move, and I attacked him. Using skill was " Gomu-Gomu no storm. " He got up and said to me" I want to be your friend and follow you." Third enemy was mountain man who was gay who name was Jackie chan. He was grabbing my hip all the time. He followed us to keep grabbing my hip. I couldn't understand why he did. At top of the mountain, we met king monster of forest. We thought it was last fighting for us. The king who was Arnold Schwarzenegger attacked us as soon as he looked us, but gay ran up to him and grabbed his hip. He said" Feel soooooo good." What he was gay, too. My adventure finished.

              My embarrassing experience is breaking wind in the toilet with Hikaru Miyamoto. It was sounds like a crying pig. There are a lot of people around us in toilet. We were dead crazy.